AISubs v3.7
I did it!
Shibata!
Ryozo!
I did it!
Now, everyone, fear and weep.
It's me.
This is bad, this is bad.
I'm scared.
Food samples will come out now.
Food samples.
I'll spin it around.
Recently, I finished filming a drama.
Eh, at that time...
When I paid attention to the cameraman...
I took an incredible posture.
Ah, I remember that.
When I went up...
I was stuck in the tripod and...
I took it.
I remember that.
Can you stand in such a place?
I stood in a place like that and...
Gashan!
I stood like that.
Well, that's right.
I thought the cameraman was tough.
So!
I can't upload it on YouTube either.
- Oh. - That's why.
- You're tough. - It's nothing like that.
It's not like I'm doing it because I like it.
It's not like I'm doing it because I'm a professional.
It's in there.
- Ah, Onse-san. - It's in there.
- Onse-san, it's exposed! - It's exposed, it's exposed.
I'm sorry.
Can you show me your shadow?
No, no, no.
Enja!
You laughed.
You are an enja.
That's why I got this quiz today.
Yes!
This cameraman!
How do you pose when you're filming?
♪ Da-da-ran-ran-ran-ran-ran ♪
- Like the sound or the shaking. - Yeah.
I want you to look at me like that.
- I haven't done that many dramas. - Yeah.
- I've only looked at the cameraman. - Yeah.
I know what you're doing.
What are you filming? Who's in it?
Hey, what did you film?
Maybe you'll see something completely different.
- What? I really don't know. - No, it's not like that.
[What's the first question?]
- Okay, first question! - Yeah.
- This is very interesting. - Okay.
- Here's the first question. - Oh!
Hey, Nana-chan, you don't look well.
What's wrong?
Oh!
Are you worried about my age difference?
I love you, Nana-chan!
Even if I'm an old man...
Even if I die...
Even if I'm someone else...
I really love you, Nana-chan!
♪ I want to see you ♪
♪ In that case, I'll always eat lettuce ♪
♪ I want to meet you ♪
Okay!
- Wow! - That's difficult!
- I see... - It's your turn now, Shota Tezuka-san.
Oh, really? I didn't think of anything at all.
- Who is "Tora-chan"? - It's a collaboration video with "Tora-chan".
- I'm "Tora-chan". - I thought it was decided halfway, but in the end I was convinced of something different.
- I have to give up everything I have. - What drives me crazy is...
- Even if you take it seriously, it's that much... - Hey!
- That's terrible! - There is such a legend.
- I can imagine this, too. - Okay, I turned it around.
- Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- In the end, the camera went crazy. - You turned it down, didn't you?
So, was it the other way around, or was there some kind of drop movement, or was it either of them?
The camera turned like this.
If it was that movement, it would probably go up, right?
- It's not like it's normally held unstable. - Then it might be like this.
What do you mean? Is it on the ceiling?
- Does it look like this? - Yes, it looks like this.
- It's not like this! - Hey, you're the one who said it's not like this!
- It's not like this! - You reproduced your way of saying it with my face.
- I'm confident in this one. - Bridge.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You shouldn't write that in your blog.
- It's easy to understand. - It's too easy to understand.
It's like a map of your hometown.
If you go there, you'll find a workshop or something like that.
What are you talking about?
- The height of the camera was like this. - It was low, wasn't it?
- It was strange. - I thought it was there.
- I thought you were biting the battery. - I know.
- You talked too much at the last "okay" moment. - That's right.
The correct answer is...
I want to see you!
- Can you do it? - No!
- What?! - What?!
- I don't know what's going on up there! - Hey!
- You don't know what "one question" means, do you? - You're so mean!
- But I feel bad for you guys! - I don't know about your gimmick!
- It's wonderful and I feel bad for you! - How did you get it?
- I was half-naked and almost half-naked.
- I didn't have this smooth, half-naked gimmick anymore.
- So I told Hekiho, "Do your best and support me!"
- If Hekiho gave up, you would have fallen, right? - Yeah.
- I was a brain-dead person. Hekiho didn't do his best for me. - You sound like a brain-dead person.
- I think I know what "two questions" and "three questions" mean. - Yeah.
- The second and third questions are easier than the first one. - I see.
- You don't know what "one question" means, do you? - There are two elements.
- Oh, like a hammock and something. - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, here we go. Listen carefully.
- I'm going to play the guitar for Hekiho now.
- It hurts.
- It hurts a little.
- Does it feel good?
- Yes.
- It hurts.
What should I say...
We've been doing this for a while, right?
We were doing this and this happened.
In the end, we decided to speak Japanese.
He said it in a nice way.
You know, in kindergarten, Shiba Inu's voice was a little too loud and the transistor was too loud.
Only a transistor's voice was loud.
Whaaat? That's weird.
Shiba Inu's voice was too loud and only a transistor's voice was loud.
The transistor and Shiba Inu's voice should be superior to each other.
Transistor connects Shibayu's nipple to the guitar's 6th string...
...and it's stuck in his back.
The transistor...
...kept saying "ah" and "it feels good" in his back...
...and Shibayu's voice said "it hurts because it's stuck in the 6th string".
How did you know it was the 6th string?
No, it hurt about the 6th string.
What about that one?
If it's too thin, it hurts like you're stabbing it.
If it's too thick, it hurts like you're stabbing it.
The transistor's "it feels good" kept coming up...
...so we decided not to use it.
I see.
He's a tiger.
We were filming while being attacked by a tiger.
The transistor kept licking and biting his arm.
We were filming while being attacked by a tiger.
I thought it was a little cheaper.
The transistor was lying on top of a chair...
...and said "ah" and "it hurts because it's stuck in the 6th string"...
...and Shibayu was sitting on top of it and biting it.
I see. You got it all right.
The second question is correct!
Here we go!
It hurts.
"It feels good"?
Yes.
It hurts.
The correct answer is...
...the transistor was massaging the tiger.
Is that so?
But there's no transistor element.
A transistor...
What is that?
Is it a zombie?
Ah, I see.
But there are a lot of zombies.
The second element and the first element are monsters.
Is it a zombie? It's a zombie.
Wow.
I wanted you to make me feel like a zombie movie at the end.
I see.
There is another way of doing it.
Oh, I see.
And I wanted you to give me a Taiwan massage on the dip course.
I missed the dip course.
I missed it.
If you had asked me that, I might have been able to answer you.
Because running away is...
If you completely give up running away, it's stupid.
Next week!
Today, I'm going to drink one wasabi.
Let me do it.
Ouch!
Oh, no!
Ouch!
There is smoke, isn't there?
It doesn't smell bad.
Did you do it, guys?
I did it.
I usually eat shiwaifu.
But I usually eat popcorn from behind.
And I sometimes eat it on the way.
It's written on it.
I sometimes eat it on the way.
We are shooting next to people who are boiling fungus on fire.
It didn't feel good.
It was like a chase.
That's right.
It was like a chase.
Don't say "fungus".
It was like "fungus" on fire.
It was similar to "ryo" (Japanese food)
Why?
It was like "ryo" (Japanese food)
When we were next to each other, something was flying all of a sudden, and after a while, Shibayu suddenly vomited.
Yes, yes.
We had no choice but to poop next to each other.
Oh, I see.
I knew you'd use "poop"
Because it's "poop"
"Poop" is a bad word.
(Coughing)
Yes!
The correct answer is that the toilet paper was trying to make me into a tempura.
(Music)
(Laughter)
Is this hard?
It's hard!
That was all of them.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
We were chasing our imagination and having fun.
We didn't need this video.
(Laughter)
(Music)